Our Lady of the Not Very Convincing Grill Smear

Posted on May 1st, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Food Industry Virgins, High Cholesterol Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

Our Lady of the Not Very Convincing Grill SmearIn the small town of Calexico, a Sonoran desert town on the border of California and Mexico, persons who were already afflicted with ridiculous Catholic-brand religious delusions reported a miraculous Marian apparition on a restaurant grill that was being cleaned when a shape, vaguely phallic or reminiscent of a butt plug, appeared on the surface of the grill.

News reports of this "miracle" have cited the fact that Mexican wrestlers wearing masks believe the image is literally a 2,000 year old virgin who never once had a penis penetrate her vagina causing her virgin hymen to tear. Or it could be a penis. Or a butt plug. Our Lady of the Mexican Butt PlugLike the ones you can buy at this website.

No doubt this miraculous appearance by the mother of a deity who was born so humans could kill him in an effort to persuade himself to forgive humans for killing him is related somehow to the recent H1N1 virus outbreak that threatens the menudo supply.

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Other Marian Hallucinations:

  1. Our Lady of the George Foreman Grill
  2. Our Lady of the Chocolate Dildo
  3. Our Lady of Obviously Just a Column of Ice
  4. Our Lady of the eBay Auction for Chumps
  5. Our Lady of the Birdshit on a Truck Rear View Mirror

3 comments.

Penelope

Comment on June 1st, 2009.

I love this compilation of virgin mary’s SO MUCH! It’s hilarious!

But I can’t believe you haven’t posted this yet!

http://heatherfuture.blogspot.com/2009/05/vagina-mary.html

Ungodly

Comment on June 1st, 2009.

Penelope,

Thank you for that link. It’s wonderful!

Steve

mary is satan

Comment on August 24th, 2009.

the words of the Savior “An Adulteress generation seek after signs”

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