Our Lady of the V for Vendetta Looking Rock

Posted on April 4th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, eBay Virgins.

Our Lady of the V for Vendetta Looking RockThe tendency of the human mind to recognize faces in inanimate objects where they actually do not appear is called Pareidolia. We like it because it provides us ample opportunity to mock ridiculous ancient superstitions about virgin mommies with perfectly intact hymens whose impregnation provider was an invisible ghost who was not named Casper but lives in a sooper-seekrit hidden location behind the sky and is at least 6,000 years old.

When Mike Passchier of Powell River, British Columbia, Canuckistan saw this rock he saw a golden opportunity involving a potential eBay auction. Arguably Mike is either afflicted with religious delusions about virgin mothers that never once took the whole thing or he is at least familiar with these fairy tales.
V for Vendetta
My lovely husband, on the other hand, does not suffer from religious delusions at all, and he saw the lead character from the movie V for Vendetta.

If you firmly believe that no human penis ever thrust repeatedly in and out of the Sacred and Chaste Vagina Of the Virgin Mary, gaining speed, until finally with a loud cry, well you know... If you believe she got pregnant because an Invisible Ghost transported Super Sperm directly into her girly parts, well, you are perhaps likely to believe this stone is a sacred relic.

But please, try to keep your superstitions out of my civil rights.

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  2. Our Lady of the Shiny Polished Stone with Intact Hymen
  3. Our Lady of Obviously Just a Column of Ice
  4. Our Lady of the Completely Unconvincing Tree Stump
  5. Our Lady Of Clearly Just a Pebble for $50,000

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