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Posted on February 26th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Old Sightings.
Miraculous Virgin Mothers seem to be popping up all over the place. In Southern California a worker at a candy factory who admits she believes in ancient fairy tales discovered a miraculous Virgin Mary Dildo that was made out of 100% pure chocolate.

Don't you just wonder if it melts in your butt, not in your hands?
And does this miracle bring new meaning to the expression fudgepacker?
Who knows, it could lead to a whole new trend in eating out!
Read about it at MSNBC. And keep in mind, your sarcastic comments are always welcome here, but try not to type with your butt full.
Speaking of butts, does anybody know about any cases of Virgin Mary bowel movements being sighted by devoutly religious folks? I guess in a case like that you'd probably not want to flush before the eBay auction closes.
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