Our Lady of the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Scan

Posted on December 6th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Old Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, eBay Virgins.

Our Lady of the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Scan CloseupIn the year 2002 Fort Pierce, Florida resident Pamela Latrimore was suffering from severe medical problems, despite the fact that she prayed every day to her Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy and his Perfectly Holy Mommie with Unpenetrated Intact Virgin Hymen. But of course, nothing fails like prayer.
Our Lady of the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Scan, Overview
In the course of her medical treatment Pamela had an MRI scan. Six years later, when looking at a print of the MRI scan, her step-daughter, also afflicted with religious delusions, hallucinated an apparition of The Holy Virgin of MRI Scans and Virginal Vaginas.

Since her daily prayers have completely failed to improve her medical or financial situation, this imaginary sighting of the imaginary virgin mother of an imaginary invisible sky faerie will be offered for sale on eBay. There is, after all, one born every minute.

The victim of these delusions states that she feels as though she is dying. Without seeming to notice any contradiction she also states that she believes Jeebus has been listening to her prayers. Perhaps Jeebus is listening but just doesn't care, he certainly has not cured the poor lady of any of her many medical problems or her obvious religious delusions.

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onawish

Comment on December 7th, 2008.

People should go read the story on e-bay.They will find out the truth of the matter.And see how many people people are affected.Even the Vietnam Veterans.Great story if you don’t read the article above.Since this person can not even get a story correct.

my catscan

Comment on June 5th, 2009.

The reporter that reported this.Need’s to do his homework better.
First of all the original reporter did not get the fact’s.
I never prayed to any lady to be healed.I am not Catholic but I married into a Catholic family.I believe in God and I know this can only be fixed with treatment.
I can not believe in America today that people that seen this.Only pulled out of it Mother Mary.And not that there is a town in Jacksonville Arkansas that has mass graves with nothing but babies.Due to chemical poisoning with a chemical used in war.
Chemicals that disrupt the way your body work’s.So your body in the end is tricked in many ways.And it begins to attack it’s own system.
Unless you are a veteran of war and have been exposed to these chemicals(DID I MENTION THE DEADLIEST KNOW TO MAN).That store up in your fatty tissues.
So we try to enjoy life,and we add another medical term to our list as the years go by.And we realize that the medicine most people get.Don’t work the same for us,in the way that they don’t work.
So you are given steroid pack’s that helps and at the same time makes your system weaker.
The only miracle in this whole story is that thru ebay you can not be sensored.
So a story finally came out because newspapers ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REPORT ON THIS ANY MORE!!!!I wonder why!
People from this town finally had a voice and some got to tell their story.
And it was read around the world.And unfortunatly it would be the Americans here ONLY A HAND FULL focused what many call the virgin mary.and got offended.And not the fact that a whole town that got poisoned and many generations down will die because of this.
I am still fighting for treatment for any of you who cared about that.
And pray at 43 to be able to see grand kids,or possibly my daughter getting married.And I will say.I AM PISSED OFF,and disapointed in the the person who was only on his own agenda when reporting this.
And by the way I have a family member who is also atheist.And they too will agree this definetly not only was a miracle it was a blessing.
from one small voice asking to be heard.
and trying to save not only my life but many

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