Our Lady of the Chromatic Aberration on a Hospital Window

Our Lady of the Chromatic Aberration on a Hospital Window Persons in Massachusetts who are arguably prone to hallucinations are reporting that they recognize the image of a Holy Virgin with Perfectly Intact Hymen (who never once took the whole thing) on a hospital window, despite the fact that none of the hallucinators have ever met or even seen a photograph of this alleged Perfect Hymen God Mommie, who may or may not have lived 2,000 years ago.

As the story goes, God raped his own underage teenage mother who was not old enough to consent to this out of wedlock act of fornication, then he got some poor sucker to marry her fast so she would not be stoned to death by her deity-obsessed tribe of genocidal warmongering persons of middle eastern descent. So God, who had sooper-seekrit voodoo sex with his own Mommy without penetrating her, made her pregnant with a bastard half breed baby that was part God, part dirty filthy human. But he *was* God, according to the story, so he was his own Daddy after somehow being born without disturbing his mom’s perfectly intact hymen.

But back to this week’s hallucination.

We find it interesting that the persons who recognize this obvious chromatic anomaly as a Virgin Mommy with Perfectly Intact Hymen seem to be, without exception, people who already suffer from the delusional belief that a virgin human gave birth to an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy 2,000 years ago. I am, like, so sure.

Is it real? Or is it the psychological phenomenon known as Pareidolia? We write the sarcasm, you decide.

[tags]Virgin Mother, Intact Hymen, Marian Apparition, Pareidolia, Mass Hallucination, stupid religions, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, Massachusetts, Virgin with Intact Hymen[/tags]

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4 Responses to “Our Lady of the Chromatic Aberration on a Hospital Window”

  1. Dennis Berkemeier Says:

    May God have mercy on your soul. I will prey for you in purgatory if you are so lucky

  2. Ungodly Says:

    Thank you for offering to prey for me, but I’m vegetarian so you should keep whatever you might kill.

  3. ann Says:

    are you sure its mary or something else

  4. Ungodly Says:

    The Allegedly Virgin Mother of an Imaginary Deity would have to exist in the first place before apparitions alleged to be her could be real.

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