Our Lady of the Fraudulent Tears of Blood

Posted on April 23rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Old Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, fraudulent sightings.

Our Lady of the Fraudulent Tears of Blood

An Italian Catholic church custodian is on trial in Forli, Italy for committing religious fraud. If only this was a new trend!

Of course uttering the phrase religious fraud is as redundant as saying Republican liar, but in this case the fraud was so far over the top that even the Roman Catholic Church did not exploit it for financial gain. It seems that in this case the fraud was initially successful, allowing people who wanted to believe that an underage teenage child was raped by the creator of the universe to regard the fraud as proof of their completely delusional beliefs.

Two things are different in this case. First is that the perpetrator of this religious fraud was actually caught. The second difference is that the fraud became public knowledge. It seems as though the Catholic Church really is losing control over the government of Italy. An actual criminal prosecution of a religious huckster, especially the Roman Catholic brand of huckster, would have been completely unheard of back in the days when the Catholic Church was playing footsie with the Nazis.

This seems to be another case of fraud surrounding the Imaginary Virgin Mother (already fraudulent in this first place) of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy (completely anthropomorphic and fictitious) that raped his own mother before he was born, but she never even once had sex, honest, cross my fingers and all.

Flocks of curios[sic] people hurried to Santa Lucia Church in March 2006 to take a look at the statue after several elderly female churchgoers said they saw red drops on its face.

Perhaps the fact that a person already believes in preposterous yarns make it that much easier for them to accept additional ridiculous claims.

Technorati Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , ,

  • Share/Bookmark

Other Marian Hallucinations:

  1. Our Lady of the Completely Unconvincing Tree Stump
  2. Our Lady of 1 Million Tourists a Year
  3. Our Lady of the Shrink Wrapped Pot Roast
  4. Our Lady of Obviously Just Tree Bark
  5. Our Lady of the Obviously Stained Cloth

5 comments.

pradeep

Comment on November 10th, 2008.

Mother mary is crying because world is full of sin due to abortion. stop abortion and save innocent lifes

cole

Comment on February 2nd, 2009.

Mother Mary is crying because people cannot spell. It is “lives.” Not lifes.

Asami 3

Comment on April 9th, 2009.

I BELIEVE IN GOD, THE VIRGIN MARY AND JESUS

I BELIEVE IN THESE FACTS.
SOMETIMES IN THE LIFE HAPPEN MANY THINGS THAT YOU CAN´T EXPLAIN, FOR EXAMPLE THESE STATUES.

I BELIEVE IN THIS, BECAUSE IS REALLY OBVIOUS HOW THE WORLD IS, THERE IS TOO MUCH CRIME, VILOENCE, EGOTISM AND LESS LOVE.
THEIR TEARS REPRESENT THE PAIN. SHE CAN SEE HOW THE MAN IS AWAY OF GOD, OF THE VIRGIN MARY AND JESUS.
SHE WANTS THAT PEOPLE APPROACH TO GOD.

Saint Miguel

Comment on November 25th, 2009.

i happen to be a church going christian. you are going to burn in hell well i suck my own cock in heavenly pleasure..and priests still molest boys in heaven…justice hey

christianfellowmagazine@douchemail.com

Comment on November 25th, 2009.

hey that was me before. LMAO totally kidding religion is bogus…way to be man. the only god who deserves worship is the flying spaghetti monster, praise him, for he will show us the light (lightpasta sauce)

Leave a comment

Comments can contain some xhtml. Names and emails are required (emails aren't displayed), url's are optional.