Our Lady Of Blinding Peasants in India

Posted on March 12th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, malicious nonapparitions.

We're not exactly sure what happened in this case, but it seems that the Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God, who never once took the whole thing or even a little bit, got really pissed off with a bunch of people in India. Typical allegedly virgin mother of Imaginary Bearded Sky DaddyIt seems She, in Her Mercy, tricked them into looking at the Sun expecting to find a Holy Virgin Mother with Perfectly Intact Holy Hymen. But no, instead of an apparition or even an optical illusion, these sort of darkish colored folks were tricked by this malicious Bitch Virgin God Mommy into staring directly at the Sun.

We wonder how many of these malicious actions the Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God With Perfectly Intact Hymen will be able to pull off before a police department somewhere works up the courage to arrest God's Mommy for her crimes against the poverty stricken people of India. Bitch!

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4 comments.

Jon

Comment on March 28th, 2008.

http://spotthevirginmary.com/

Cousin Ricky

Comment on August 17th, 2008.

Is there a reason for mentioning the skin color of these folks? I know this wasn’t your intention, but it gives the impression that skin color is linked to gullibility. Our Lady of Blinding White American Tourists in Portugal and Bosnia-Herzegovina does not discriminate.

Steve

Comment on August 17th, 2008.

The reason for mentioning the skin color of these folks was simply to describe them, no more, no less.

We consider all persons who see Imaginary Virgins with perfectly intact hymens to be equally gullible, without regard to their ethnicity, race, nationality, or sexual orientation.

Phil

Comment on June 17th, 2010.

How nice that someone took offense to the mention of skin color, but had no problem whatsoever with the cruel, sarcastic and disrespectful depiction of persons and images that are so sacred to billions of people for generations.

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