Virgin Mary (again)

Our Lady Of Clearly Just a Pebble for $50,000

Posted on October 26th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

When Lisa-Marie Corlet of Christchurch, New Zealand saw this perfectly ordinary pebble lying on a beach at Kaikoura’s South Beach, she knew immediately that the Holy Virgin Mother of God, who had never even once taken the whole thing, was desperately trying to make a large deposit in her bank account.

But like a naughty girl, Lisa-Marie kept it to herself until she recently ran low on cash, when suddenly it was a miracle that this tiny pebble could bear the image of a Virgin Mother that had a perfectly intact hymen because no dirty yucky boy thing had ever once slid in and out repeatedly in her hot juicy love canal. And what better way to handle a miracle than by using it to improve your cash flow.

Yes it truly is a miracle. the miracle is that there are people dumb enough to bid $10,000 for this pebble, and some of those people miraculously actually have $10,000. Some wise guy bid $50,000, but he was just kidding around. Jesus will get even for him for ridiculing the sacred, penis-free, completely unpenetrated vagina that is shown on the sooper-seekrit reverse side of this clearly ordinary pebble.

You could be the first one on your block to own your very own virgin pebble that has never been penetrated by anything but God, who made his mother pregnant without cumming, so he could be his own Daddy, his own Son, his identical twin self, and live in a trailer park just outside Bethlehem.

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