Our Lady of the Vagina Shaped Reflection on a Garage Door
In Minersville Pennsylvania there is a house with glass windows that is across the street from a garage with a garage door. Sometimes the angle of the sun is such that the sun shines on the glass window of the house and a portion of that sunlight is reflected onto the surface of the garage door across the street. It’s a miracle!
Who would have ever guessed that the angle of incidence could ever equal the angle of reflection? This proves she never took the whole thing!
It is obvious that this reflection shows us a virgin mother with perfectly intact hymen that has never once been penetrated by a penis that was attached to an old guy with a beard that created the Universe. And by comparing her Caucasian features to the extensive collection of photographs of The Holy Virgin Mother of God Who Was Made Pregnant By God and Gave Birth to God we can make a positive identification of this reflection as the actual Virgin Mary, again.
And how about that vagina shape! People that find reality too complicated and threatening can take refuge in the warm, juicy confines of her Perfectly Virginal Vagina with Intact Hymen. Then the only thing they have to worry about is whether Father O’Brien is still porking virginal altar boys down at the parish hall after Bingo every Friday night.
A Virgin Mother here, a Virgin Altar Boy there, hey, it sounds like we have everything required for a new religion. Let’s call it the Holy Roman Altar Boy and Virgin Mommie Church. Dumbasses rule!
[tags]Vagina, Hymen, Altar Boys, Reflections, pareidolia, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies, Virgin Mothers, Marian Apparitions, stupidity, Catholicism, child rape, priests[/tags]