Virgin Mary (again)

Our Lady of The New Age Bullshit

Posted on May 20th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

A practitioner of New Age mumbo jumbo bullshit faux spiritualism has announced that the so-called Blessed Mother Apparition is now available for commercial tourism and gullible sheeple at his New Age mumbo jumbo fleecing center. Master Charles offers a number of methods you can select from in order to move money from your wallet to his pocket.

Charles, chosen by the apparition as the recipient of sheeple funds, carefully avoids using the word Virgin, and he makes no reference to unpenetrated reproductive organs. He does not explicitly claim that her hymen is intact, that she has never had one up there before, or that her little Baby created her in the first place. However his style of slinging of mumbo jumbo bullshit has a distinctly Catholic ring to it, like the famous child raping Church, he seems content to throw all sorts of bullshit claims out there, secure in the knowledge that one is born every minute.

Although Charles fleecing facility is located in the Southeastern US, he has provided a helpful means to assist those who are unable to hand carry their cash to him. For only $35 dollars a month, Charles will pretend that some meaningless bullshit incense he is burning had something to do with you. You can save even more at Charles’ discount rate of only $100 for a full 3 months of absolutely nothing but you giving him money. Call now, operators are standing by.

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