Comment on April 6th, 2007.
Yep, just goes to show that religion is big business – and that’s all it is!
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Comment on April 16th, 2007.
I wish people would stop calling me the “the Virgin Mary.” How would you like to be known as “the Virgin . . .” for all eternity? Kind of embarrassing, don’t you think? More than a little intrusive as well. Nobody introduces his wife as “the spanking fetishist Pam” or her husband as “can’t get enough fellatio Steve.” I’d rather people just refer to me by my name: Mary. Please stop “the Virgin” stuff.
Your friend, Mary.
Comment on June 17th, 2007.
In that case, let’s call you Mary of the Blessed Intact Hymen. This is in honor of my Mary sighting last week. I was eating bacon and eggs at IHOP, and all of a sudden I noticed that what was left of my eggs bore a striking resemblance to an intact hymen. I mean it looked like it never took the whole thing!
So I called the manager, and we all worshipped my partially-eaten eggs in the name of Blessed Mother Mary of the Self-Fathering Son, who never fucked Her own Holy Son, even though He was His own father and therefore had to have gotten His sperm (with which He conceived Himself) past the Blessed Hymen.
Comment on October 11th, 2007.
You are such fools for which no explanation is possible. All of the messages that the Virgin Mary has given have come to pass. The three children of Fatima were not taken seriously when they first anounced the apparition, and they were telling priests and religious – what hope would they have had with you clowns!! I’m sure you will know all about apparitions so I won’t need to tell you that The Virgin told young Franciso and Jacinta that they would die shortly after the apparitions(which they did), but Lucia would live to an old age to live her message (which she did), and spent the rest of her life in a convent. Mary also has told about how the Devil would corrupt people like yourselves and when Mary said she would perform a miracle at Fatima, a crowd of 50,000 altogether ,lots of unbelievers and atheist reporters came along to get a laugh but got the scare of their lives when the sun moved vigoruosly in the sky and came crashing down to earth before returning to it’s normal position. Scientists COULD NOT explain this but maybe you can? The favourite one for the Atheist is their excuse ‘sure look at those priests abusing children (which I think is the worst ), well that should not be an excuse for not believing in God. Mary had already fortold that the Devil would try to bring down Christ’s Church this way, and he’s doing a very good job. Try to save yourselves while there is maybe a small section of your body not corruped by Satan. Try looking up Zeitoun apparitions and Garabandal apparitions.
Mary has also said in her messages that people are of the opinion ‘If I’m going to hell theres a lot of others going with me’, however she says they will not even see each other – they will be in hell alone…. Just ask yourself this “What if I’m wrong”? Dr Scott Hahn was a staunch Protestant Presbyterian Pastor who taught against everything that Catholism stood for, but had to research Catholic Theology so that he could lecture on how Catholicism was wrong . When he had researched, he found out just how wrong HE was. He now has converted to Catholicism and give talks around the world. I do hope you change, but it is God who gives you free will on good and bad. Some people are in so much haste to offend God it seems they cannot await their own condemnation.
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