Our Lady of Looks Like an Ordinary Potato

Posted on March 16th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

Rita Sweeting of Vista, California is in the habit of perceiving the presence of a fictional virgin with intact hymen Our Lady of Looks Like an Ordinary Potato through which God the Son of God who is also God the Father of God and his own uncle and brother plus his own son and Daddy passed through being born. But she is still a virgin! The potato, we don’t know that much about Rita, and after all, it is a bit personal.

Rita brought home a bag of potatoes, very nice looking potatoes, and perceived the image of a fictional virgin holding her son who is God, and well, we won’t repeat the whole thing about being his own grandpa, son, uncle, and nephew. Anyway, when Rita looks at this potato she professes to see the Holy Virgin Mother of God with Perfectly Intact Hymen Covering Her Virtuous Virginal Vagina holding her son, possibly with a blue-colored diaper. It is Rita that says this, not your current blogger. Well, I made up the part about the blue diaper. Jesus would never wear a pink diaper, as that would be so gay. I wonder if the Baby Jesus’s poop would stink or not? I’m sure the pope’s poop stinks just like all the crap he spouts out of his mouth, but I digress.

I like to nuke a potato sometimes, then cut it open and mash it up a bit with the tines of a fork and drizzle some virgin olive oil on it. Woof! Rita likes virgin potatoes, I like virgin olive oil. Different tastes for different people.

Usually I add some salt and pepper too. I use kosher salt most often. If a potato is actually an apparition of the Holy Virgin Mother of God with Perfectly Intact Hymen Covering Her Virtuous Virginal Vagina holding her son is that still kosher food? I know Jesus was always telling people “Eat me”, so I guess it would not be rude. If I nuked this potato and took it out onto the patio would that constitute eating out the Holy Virgin Mother of God with Perfectly Intact Hymen Covering Her Virtuous Virginal Vagina holding her son? So many questions!

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10 comments.

Unbeliever

Comment on March 19th, 2007.

That looks more like Jabba the Hut, to me! lol

I’ve actually started looking at trees and rocks and stuff in the hope of seeing an image of the Virgin or her lover/son, God/Jesus. No luck yet, but I wanna see if I can find something that’ll bring crowds, with expectations of miracles. I might even pretend to be a worshipper myself, so I can infiltrate their ranks, and see what makes ‘em tick.

Melissa

Comment on March 24th, 2007.

I’m sure Jesus’ poop smells just…divine.

Mary

Comment on April 16th, 2007.

I didn’t do the potato thing. You might want to check with St. Patrick. That is more his style. Plus he’s still pissed about the whole famine thing.

And no, my baby’s poop didn’t smell divine. It smelled exactly like baby poop, which is exactly what it was. And yes, my husband/son does have his own completely unique Oedipal issues. Wouldn’t you? Cut him/them some slack.

Your friend, Mary.

marygodsbitch.blogspot.com

sam

Comment on August 23rd, 2007.

Are you getting anything good for using bad words.?
Pity upon you

Ungodly

Comment on August 23rd, 2007.

Hi Sam, I’m not sure which words you think are bad. I’m not inclined to think of a word as being bad. Now a religious organization that builds a global political and economic empire on the backs of poor people by spreading preposterous bullshit fiction – there I might make a value judgment.

And, to answer your question, the word hymen seems very popular, so I do see more traffic to this site when I use the word hymen. It’s like a magic mystery super word.

Erol

Comment on September 13th, 2007.

oh well, we know the source, another dumb roman catholic braindead, Yesterday i saw moses in my soup, you think i should freeze it? lol

sally smith

Comment on August 12th, 2008.

This woman needs to come out of the closet.

lady Grey

Comment on September 15th, 2008.

Comments: HMMM,,,this guy needs a better hobby. Try selling that “heavenly” spud on ebay.

vijitha pillai

Comment on March 8th, 2009.

i.believe this miracol its a wonderful miracal

mary is Satan

Comment on August 24th, 2009.

the words of the Savior “An Adulteress generation seek after signs”

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