Our Lady of the eBay Driftwood, free Bonus Jesus

Posted on March 10th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: New Sightings, eBay Virgins.

When you bid on this authentic piece of actual driftwood at the famous eBay site you'll get an extra bonus hallucination. Our Lady of the eBay Driftwood with Free Bonus Jebus That's right, not only is the seller willing to suggest to those afflicted with Catholicism that this wood displays a wooden woman with a perfectly intact and unpenetrated hymen, for the same price he's willing to have you believe she is holding an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy who is his own father, his own son, and the uncle of his spooky brother who is his uncle too, and his brother. And since the Bonus Jesus Imaginary Deity is the father of himself and his son whom he is, he is also his own grandfather, great-grandfather, grandson, great-grandson, and well it seems like a bit of a loop. It's like buying your own trailer park.

So bid now on this exciting offer, we all know perfectly well that nobody has ever misrepresented any item being sold on eBay, plus if buying this product does not get you into heaven, you can request a full refund of the entire purchase price. Do your own DNA testing, you won't find any sperm anywhere near this holy vagina!

Remember, web servers are standing by, so click now. It's not just any free bonus Christ, it's Jesus H Christ!

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2 comments.

Mikayla

Comment on March 10th, 2007.

You gotta be kidding….
But then, any woman as perfect and pure as the VM is reported to be must be made of wood, and not a real flesh and blood woman.

Unbeliever

Comment on March 10th, 2007.

That looks like what we used to call a “cypress knee”, a root from a cypress tree.

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