Our Lady of the Firewood Log

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Old Sightings.

In March 2006 a Wisconsin woman was about to throw another log on the fire when she noticed a pattern that her brain perceived as an image of that famous tree-lady, the Holy Virginal Mother of God with the perfectly pure vagina that had never been penetrated even once.

Most of the miraculous appearances of the Virgin of the Forests reveal an average to slender build on the Super Virgin, but this fictional representation of a mythical character presents a fairly corpulent manifestation. Good for heavy people!

If I was an overweight lady that was afflicted with Catholicism I might take great comfort from this hallucination.

Or is she pregnant with the Intelligent Designer of the Universe?

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Other Marian Hallucinations:

  1. Our Lady of the Pet Turtle
  2. Our Lady of The Grilled Cheese Sandwich
  3. Our Lady of the Honey Mustard Pretzel
  4. Our Lady of the Clearly Defective Paneling

1 comment.

God

Comment on March 30th, 2009.

Some people have a creative imagination and see things where they are not.

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