Our Lady of the Ugly Stain on a Samoan Wall

Posted on September 17th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, Sacred Water Stains.

Our Lady of the Ugly Stain on a Samoan WallThe South Pacific nation of Samoa recently switched from driving on the right to driving on the left. Since that has absolutely nothing at all to do with non-existent virgin mothers of fictional deities, people in Samoa who are afflicted with ridiculous religious delusions therefore believe this obvious water stain on the wall of a church is an Apparition of The Holy Virgin Mary, Mother of God, with Perfectly Intact Virginal Hymen. A so-called Marian Apparition, a message from Jeebus’ Mommy, saying, “Oy! watch out with that car, dodo head.” Or maybe it means that her son can see you masturbating. Or it could be just mineral deposits left behind by rainwater, but that’s just a guess that is consistent with the available facts.

The question is “How dumb do you have to be to see a fictional virgin in water marks on a wall?” and the answer is “Catholic.”

We are used to hearing these silly stories from Mexico, Texas, and other areas with a high concentration of people exposed to Mexican culture and superstitions. This is the first case to reach our attention from a Pacific island nation. A New Zealand newspaper says

A week after Samoans prayed en masse for a safe switch to driving on the left, a vision of the Virgin Mary has appeared.

It is also true that this apparition happened about a week after I made that big pot of black bean soup and ended up farting like a racehorse all night. Could it be that the alleged virgin wants me to cut back on the beans, but she missed Palm Springs by about 7,000 miles?

What we have here is an obvious case of pareidolia. People see things they believe exist. People are especially prone to recognize human faces and figures in random patterns of swirls. This is not some mystical virgin with intact hymen and a super-baby, it’s a freekin’ stain on a wall. Jeebus! Like many other such sightings there is a vague resemblance to the shape of a vagina.

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25 comments.

maria

Comment on October 2nd, 2009.

how disrespectful is this, dont mock the catholics and their beliefs ..look up a story on Lady Fatima, then you will know why catholics believe in this, you should really watch what you say because look at what has happened to samoa mother mary shows her self to warn those in danger…samoa was lucky it was one part, when an image as such appears strong catholics pray for everyone for the lord to spare the lives of eryone and forgive everyone for their wrong..oh yea n if you know a samoan, ask them what goes on in lalomanu(the area that got hit by the tsunami) it is truely a beautiful place but those that run off there for the weekend has made it what it is.

Sugami

Comment on October 9th, 2009.

a’e kigaiga lava Maria e kau fa’asa’o le “pea brain” osi ga kama samoa valea… ai se kama a se pa’umuku ga oso ai se vale fa’aka’ika’i fagau ai ae kausi ese palagi le pelia o le ga e kau su’e ai se is blame oga faafikauli o le olaga… e kukusa lelei ma osama…

not hapy

Comment on October 12th, 2009.

Iam totally agreed samoa is jus a dot on the map n look this tsumi might have jus wipe off samoa totally but why of not ?course the virgin mary was there before it happen to guide.why can’t we just be thankful that it could’nt be worse than what it was and leave the name of the church out of it we all worship the same man in our own different religion.

samoancatholic

Comment on October 14th, 2009.

ok , that was extremely low , i am catholic and i still dont know what to think of this but dont diss catholics , i reckon you should just be thankful that there are at least just a few people on this earth that still include arrogant people like you in their prayers , god bless you mate ! we’re entitled to our own opinion and so are you but dont take it to the point where you offend a whole nation or religion . fai fuafua mai ou kala , makua’i e le mafaufau se ma ou kala . a fai e ke le kalikogu iai , ga e malolo filemu laia

weamyheartis

Comment on October 18th, 2009.

i swear this people, so igonorant.Maybe,What if?? well guess what?there’s another Fatima Vision in Samoa that just happend a week ago.It was writtean in Roman writting.Saying:Samoa pray that there’s going to be another worst one,dnt know if it’s another tsunami, hurricane, or earthquake. or whatever…samoa in prayers……..dOnt belive me than google it…. soifua…

Sorry for you

Comment on October 19th, 2009.

This is going out to the ignorant fool that owns this website. Its better to be caught a believer than to be caught at the end as a judgemental atheists. Faith is believing in something that you can not see or understand. Stop posting trash on the net. Your stupid comments tells who and what kind of sorry fool you are. Get help and be saved!!!

tasi lava le atua

Comment on October 19th, 2009.

se ua faaaoga sese e le samoa le internet ….. aga kou o e fai gi kou feau ma fai faalelei galuega a le kamupani lega e ke faigaluega ai e sue ai gi au kupe ua lelei…. maimau le kaimi e faamasino ai fua le uiga o le ataata o loo i le building a le LMS… ma taumafai ai e sue poo ai le ekalesia e sao ana talitonuga…. e eseese ekalesia ae tasi lava le Atua o loo tatou tapuai uma iai, e faamasino lava le tagata ia i lana vaai ma mafaufau loloto iai …. ae faalogoina ni lagona ese pe a e vaai iai ia tatalo i le alii faamalamalama mai uiga o nei mea ua tutupu ma tatalo ia laveaina samoa ma le lalolagi atoa pe afai ua toasa mai le Atua i ai tatou ona ua amio leaga tele tagata ua le iloa e tagata le Atua ua sili le oa ma le tamaoaiga ma uiga faapaupau ma tuinanauga o le olaga ae ua le iloa le Atua, ae le o le taumafai o isi talitonuga e faasalalau faamatalaga e faapopoleina ma taufaamatau ai i le atunuu, pei ona saunoa Father SPA SILVER, o le tagata fia faitala ma feaveai ai faamatalaga sese, ua le tautatala tagata ua faauuina i le Katoliko ma iloa lelei uiga o le finagalo o le Atua lea ua omai e talai mai le talalelei pei o patele ma tagata talai o le Katoliko ae ua faasalalau e tagata o loo o i le lotu e fia iloa le finagalo moni o le Atua …. se o le amio lea a le samoa e maua loa sina tamai tala a faamatala e le samoa e atoa le sefulu laupepa pe ova atu foi…

o lau fautuaga, mafaufua lava le tagata ia ia te ia pe a lana tautua i le alii, e le taulia faamatala faalele solo ae taulia ma fia silasila mai le Atua i lou loto mama ma au galuega e faatino e faasusulu atu ai i le isi ou uso o loo fia maua le fesoasoani le uiga moni o le Atua ma lona finagalo…

faamuamua le Atua ae le o le tautau o lona suafa i mea e leai se ola ma leai se moni o iai, o galuega e o faatasi ma au tatalo e mu ai le taulaga i luma o le Atua

YOU BIG IDIOT!

Comment on October 20th, 2009.

Whoever owns this website must be a son of Satan. He is not a Samoa at all because I know all of the people of Samoa believe in God, Mother Mary and his beloved son who die for our sin. Despise of what Religion we are… We stand in ONE and ONE for All…Our Lord Jesus Christ who sacrifice for the WHOLE WORLD. Shame on you fool, you should put a rock in your mouth and shovel it down your throat. Let’s not WASTE our time on this STUPID FOOL… He is Satan trying to upset us…HE/She is not worth the headache. I only know THREE words for this immature animal..oh wait… the animal is a lot better. GO TO HELL! Fa laia paipai!!!

WORK OF SATAN

Comment on October 20th, 2009.

OMGSH, Satan is really laughing at this stupid guy with his stupid website. Let us not waste our time on him… He is the most FOOLISH, STUPIDITY, IMMATURE, Piece of Shit I’ve ever known in website. If I could delete your website I could have now. SHAME ON YOU. Fa’akali mai le afi o ifeli e sugusugu lo’u go’o avatu le mamalu osi tatou atunu’u. E le’o Se Samoa lea ogafa’i. “NA FA’AVAE E LE ATUA SAMOA” “SAMOA MUAMUA LE ATUA” “GOD CREATED SAMOA” “IN SAMOA, GOD COMES FIRST” Have a bless day everyone!

I AM FOR GOD!

Comment on October 20th, 2009.

WE WILL PRAY FOR YOU ‘the IDIOT that started this website’!

Kool

Comment on October 21st, 2009.

You are not a sinner if you don’t believe in this, but to say words that are not appropriate to address to the Mother of Jesus is like saying the same to my mother or another person’s mother. When it comes to this, i will ask to let your faith teaches you. If you don’t have faith pls don’t talk negatively to other people’s faith.

Solier Of Jesus Christ

Comment on October 21st, 2009.

Hey guys lets not fight over this ayte . Come on lets just pray for our country that they have faith in our lord Saviour Jesus Christ …
Come on guys, why you guys believeing this thing for. Man lets just all pray for samoa that our lord forgives them and may peace be with in our country.

God Bless ..

Steven Bently

Comment on October 22nd, 2009.

Funny how no one ever questions by what vessel of salvation did the bible god allow thousands of years before Jeebus was invented. Oh yeah I know, it was the burning of animals for sins, but 2000 years ago, they decided to sacrifice a human being to pay for all people’s sins. That stopped all the needless animal sacrifices.

A human being had to be sacrificed and of course it could have only come form a virgin, a girl of purity and of sanctity.

Human sacrifices can only be from purity and sanctity, why what would a god think if you sacrificed a non-virgin girl or boy, what an insult that would be to a god?

A Speck

Comment on October 22nd, 2009.

To all of these people swearing at who posted this… if you have true faith in god, and you believe in him, why are you letting someone else bother you so bad? If you know God exists, then what does it matter if someone else doesn’t? It’s not going to affect what happens to you… Who cares if he’s a jerk, keep your dignity, and let them live their life however they want. And also, I’m sorry, but to call someone the son of Satan is not for you to judge, but if you truely believed in God you would know that that is God’s call. Thanks for listening, peace out!

Squiggles

Comment on October 27th, 2009.

awola! this is mean buzz lol

no offence, the Steven Bently guy sounds like the guy who started the article…anyways, ur words are your’s alone, so up to you in what you say…we will all be judged for what we say and what we do…so just leave it be guys!!

AMEN to “A Speck” and “tasi lava le Atua” seki a oe G! lol believe in God with all your heart, and let God do the work :)
maybe the vision is reminder to our samoan people and to everyone around the world to keep praying, like what Tuilaepa said :) …Tatalo….Tatalo…Tatalo…

and read the scripture more :)

xox
Squiggles xox

Joe Bloe

Comment on November 25th, 2009.

It looks more like a bottle of coke to me

Ungodly

Comment on November 25th, 2009.

Yes, it does look like a bottle of Coke. I wonder if it is a Holy Virgin bottle of coke that has never had its cork popped, so to speak. It might be the Mother of God’s Holy Virgin Bottle of Coke.

Why, it’s a Miracle!! Somebody call the Coca Cola Bottling Corporation!

aiga fealofani

Comment on December 24th, 2009.

oh well i guess that we all should pray for whosoever made this comment be saved and not judge.like it says in the book of mathew ch. 6 verse 34 and i quote ” therefore do not worry about tomorrow , for tomorrow will worry about its own things. sufficient for the day is its own trouble ” so needless to say but excuse my saying but every dog has its day. and may god bless all to all a goodnight. ia manuia lava le aso ma ia sana viia pea le atua ia tei tatou uma.
tasi le loto ma tasi le fatu. samoa ia faamuamua le atua mea uma tatou te faia lea aso ma lea aso soifua……………..

AC

Comment on January 14th, 2010.

It is just foolish to belive that Jesus Christ sacrifice his life
for sins of all people on earth for once . Because I can say in same way that Jesus ate food & drunk water for all people in the world so there is no need to eat to any one in the world

STAUNCH

Comment on March 26th, 2010.

Everyone has their own faiths and beliefs, and so do us the Catholics. Our faith is unique, and totally different from any others, and its origins is in the bible. We have stood strong for over 2000 years, through persecution and challenges,SO GOD MUST TRULY BE BEHIND IT. Only true Catholics will know what we see. If you’re not a Catholic, it would be better not to speak , (especailly if you’re a Christian), because you’re not A Christian if you condemn another Christian Religion. All christians need to stand together as one for the one God that we all serve, however different the way we serve him. Our belief in our blessed mother will never be understood by non-Catholics. She is the mother of our saviour. Her blood runs in his body, so the connection to Jesus is blood. Also, it is our belief that when our blessed mother appears in a country, it’s more of a warning to those in the country to change your ways or you’ll be punished, and that is exactly what happened in Samoa, the tsunami, and the Catholics at mass were saved (really gives us something to think about). Instead of pointing fingers at each other , just pray for your lives, your family and especailly for your beloved country. Catholics, don’t lower yourself down, we cannot control how people think or speak of, so let’s just relax, pray for each other, do our daily rosary and be kind to all our neighbours. WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED>>>>GOD BLESS U ALL

RJ

Comment on July 28th, 2010.

You r from satan shhh. e vai o tala ga kei laku i ga na po o mata na.

te fia tani

Comment on July 28th, 2010.

vai lou fela go kei pa u i lou po.. i hop u will be punish bcoz samoa has been now it ur turn in line

samoan pride

Comment on October 3rd, 2010.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who ever started this website…

Aladar

Comment on November 15th, 2010.

The comments, displaying Samoan intelligence, are actually more funny here than the original website. Most of them are written in two languages, and you can see that they can’t speak properly either of these languages.

jM

Comment on November 22nd, 2010.

can anyone fromt he Catholic answer my question?
Where in the Bible.. o loo fai mai ai e tatalo ia Maria ona o tatou maua lea o le ola? Fai mai Iesu o ia, ua na o Ia lava le ala. e le o Malia, poo Malia, poo Malia, poo isi lava? Matua papa’u lo tou iloa o le tusi paia, se

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