Our Lady of the Defective Double Glazed Window

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Old Sightings.

Over 25,00 members of the faithful flocked to Milton Hospital in Milton, Massachusetts in 2003 to see a miraculously defective double glazed window. Apparently the Holy Mother of God is able to cause rubber gaskets in insulated windows to fail with the superpower of her Miraculous Vagina.

The seal in this window had failed many years ago, and alas for the poor neglected virgin it took 5 years before anybody noticed her presence near the top of a Miraculous Brick Wall.

Unfortunately Milton Hospital is not a psychiatric facility, so there was no use in admitting any of the 25,000 who appeared in just one weekend. Certainly Action News (film at 11) must have played a part in whipping up the hysteria, it's good for the ratings, you know?

Stories suggest the hospital had contacted local representative of the Catholic Church Corporation, trying to get them to restrain the faithful. Later the hospital administrator, seeming to like his job, said "No, No, No we love religious nutjobs" or something to that effect.

Finally, in an apparent attempt to control the throngs of religiously-afflicted onlookers the hospital installed a drape on the outside of the window which they kept lowered during the daytime, allowing it to be viewed only after regular business hours.

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  4. Our Lady of The City of The Dead, Believe One, Get One Free
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