Virgin Mary (again)

Our Lady of the Birdshit on a Truck Rear View Mirror

Posted on July 18th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Fecal Material Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

In Bryant Texas a bird recently shat upon the rear view mirror of a truck owned by a man afflicted with ridiculous ancient superstitions about invisible super pals and virgin mommies. Because of his pre-existing affliction with completely idiotic fairy tales the gentleman perceived that the vagina-shaped smear of bird feces on his mirror was actually a miraculous apparition of a 2,000 year old virgin who never once took the whole thing, yet somehow gave birth to the deity that had created the Earth 4,000 years earlier. I am, like, so sure.

As is often the case with Marian Apparitions, this bird shit stain is roughly the same shape as a human vagina, and in this case the puzzle is determining if you can see the perfectly intact virginal hymen waiting so deliciously between the luscious, juicy labia of her super-virgin vagina.

One wonders if the bird that shat this holy shit was itself chosen for its sexual purity to be the virgin shitter of a virgin shit stain?

The Pachuca family says an image on their pickup truck is a miracle. The image, that came in an unlikely form of a bird dropping, appeared Sunday July 12. That was the first time Salvador Pachuca had been back to the home since having an accident there four months ago.

Sorry, sir, with all due respect, it looks like nothing more than a shit stain to me.

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