Our Lady of the Completely Unconvincing Tree Stump

Posted on July 9th, 2009 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, Woody Virgins.

Our Lady of the Completely Unconvincing Tree StumpPeople in Limerick Ireland whose critical thinking skills may already be subject to some doubt based on their ludicrous religious delusions have convinced themselves and each other that the tree stump shown here is really a 2,000 year old underaged Virgin mother who was raped by an invisible super pal of Casper the Ghost.

As the fairy tale goes, the invisible super ghost somehow injected his super sperm into the tree stumps hot juicy love canal without tampering with her blessed virginity.

Normally these preposterous claims of virgin mothers making surprise cameo appearances that only people afflicted with ridiculous beliefs can recognize involve at least some sort of an image that vaguely resembles the Holy Vagina with Intact Hymen. But this ugly tree stump looks just like an ugly tree stump.

Still, with all of the reports in Ireland of hundreds of priests raping children, we’re sure the Holy Roman Boy Rape Church is delighted with this silly distraction.

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Other Marian Hallucinations:

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  3. Our Lady of the Tree That Looks Just Like a Tree
  4. Our Lady Of The Completely Unconvincing Oyster Shell
  5. Our Lady of Yet Another Boring Vagina Shaped Tree Wound

6 comments.

Tara

Comment on July 10th, 2009.

I would just like to say (as an Irish atheist) , that Irish people aren’t all this ridiculous! I actually despair that this stump could be taken seriously by anyone. As a matter of fact even the church have said that they’re slow to support this craziness. http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0709/1224250319175.html .

Bock the Robber

Comment on July 13th, 2009.

I’m in Limerick, as are all my friends and family, and I can tell you that our critical thinking skills are fine.

This Virgin Mary nonsense is pretty much the same sort of thing found all over the world among lunatics and idiots.

Come to think of it, the US has more than its fair share of religious nuts, doesn’t it?

Ungodly

Comment on July 13th, 2009.

I’m quite sure there are many sensible people in Limerick, indeed I have visited Limerick and found the people there to be quite likable.

I never intended to suggest that all of the folk in Limerick lacked critical thinking skills, sorry if it seemed that way.

And, as you say, we certainly do have our fair share of religious loonies here in the US, including one of our past Presidents.

Bock the Robberb

Comment on July 14th, 2009.

Here’s my take on the thing

mitchel

Comment on October 23rd, 2009.

fuck all the atheist………………….

Ungodly

Comment on October 24th, 2009.

Have you considered the possibility that Jeebus might think you’re a jerk?

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