Our Lady of the Calcium Deposits on a Rock

Posted on February 27th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: New Sightings.

Water flowing down through cracks in the vertical surface of some large rocks has left calcium deposits on the surface, forming the telltale vaginal shape of a miraculous fictional virgin mother, or so says a caller to a Twin Falls Idaho newspaper.

Shoshone Falls, Idaho.

Visitors to the site disagree about this instance of mineral deposits on a rock face, thinking it does not look at all liking any Imaginary Virginal God Mother, but a local priest intent on maximizing revenue for the Holy Roman Catholic Tax Free Empire is happy to promote this shared hysteria. But let not naysayers discourage the faithful, said the Rev. Deacon John Hurley, a Roman Catholic clergyman at the Immaculate Conception Church in Buhl Idaho.

"Sightings or sometimes images in sacramentaries are personal in nature," he said. "It isn't a matter of the church saying we believe it or don't believe it. We simply respect the opinion of the individual and certainly don't discourage it. We believe these things can happen." says Father Hurley. If we remove the farcical disclaimers it might read like "There is no way the Church is going to acknowledge this hysteria as hysteria, because, after all, it's pretty darn good for the revenue stream."

We wonder, if someone impregnated this miraculous apparition of salts would the stones then give birth to Jesus' half-brother?

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Other Marian Hallucinations:

  1. Our Lady of the Fraudulent Tears of Blood
  2. Our Lady of the Pepperoni Pizza (no anchovies)
  3. Our Lady of the Defective Double Glazed Window
  4. Our Lady of the Completely Unconvincing Tree Stump
  5. Our Lady of the Vagina Shaped Reflection on a Garage Door

1 comment.

PekeSoür/sauri0

Comment on May 2nd, 2009.

great picture!
I really liked it
so weird
brrrrrrrrrr…

greetings

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