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Our Lady of Just Another Ordinary Tree

Our Lady of Just Another Ordinary Tree

In May of 1997 persons who already believed a fictional virgin had given birth to an imaginary deity in a long ago land of make believe imagined they could recognize…

Our Lady of the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Scan

Our Lady of the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Scan

In the year 2002 Fort Pierce, Florida resident Pamela Latrimore was suffering from severe medical problems, despite the fact that she prayed every day to her Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy…

Our Lady of the Fraudulent Tears of Blood

Our Lady of the Fraudulent Tears of Blood

An Italian Catholic church custodian is on trial in Forli, Italy for committing religious fraud. If only this was a new trend! Of course uttering the phrase religious fraud is…

Our Lady of the Hand Held Camera

Our Lady of the Hand Held Camera

As any fool can plainly see, this photograph that was taken with insufficient lighting using a hand held camera includes a chromatic aberration that undeniably reveals the presence of Our…

Our Lady of 1 Million Tourists a Year

Our Lady of 1 Million Tourists a Year

On August 21, 1879 there was not much commercial activity in the very small village of Knock, Ireland. But on that evening 15 people claimed to have seen a triple…

Our Lady of The City of The Dead, Believe One, Get One Free

Our Lady of The City of The Dead, Believe One, Get One Free

The City of Colma, California is famous primarily because of the fact that the vast majority of it’s citizens are dead. We’re talking in the ground, planted, buried. Most of…

Our Lady of the Clearly Defective Paneling

Our Lady of the Clearly Defective Paneling

In August 2006 customers at a Souplantation Restaurant in San Diego, California hallucinated an apparition of an obviously fictititious female quasi-deity when they viewed a piece of wood paneling that…

Our Lady of the Coffee Stained Title Page

Our Lady of the Coffee Stained Title Page

In 1999 a book lover in San Francisco was examining an old hardback copy of the novel Ulysses by James Joyce when he discovered a stain from a dark brown…

Our Lady of the Honey Mustard Pretzel

Our Lady of the Honey Mustard Pretzel

In early 2005 The Holy Mother of God selected the Rold Gold brand of tasty snacks as a new avenue to reach the faithful with her message of divine reproduction…

Our Lady of the Pruned Maple Tree

Our Lady of the Pruned Maple Tree

In the fall of 2006, a Lockport, NY woman with a really bad case of Catholic heard a voice telling her to go and look at her Maple tree. Antonia…

Our Lady of Obviously Just Tree Bark

Our Lady of Obviously Just Tree Bark

Watsonville, California is a seaside farming community south of the more famous Santa Cruz. Many wonderful vegetables from the Brassica family flourish there because of the cool sea breezes. In…

Our Lady of the Firewood Log

Our Lady of the Firewood Log

In March 2006 a Wisconsin woman was about to throw another log on the fire when she noticed a pattern that her brain perceived as an image of that famous…

Our Lady of the Pet Turtle

Our Lady of the Pet Turtle

In August 2006 a Chicago area woman afflicted with Catholicism perceived the image of the Virgin Mary on the bottom of the carapace of her pet turtle. Dolly Fordyce, 58,…

Our Lady of the Gnarly Tree Trunk

Our Lady of the Gnarly Tree Trunk

Also in the year 2003, a year already made famous by a war based on a pack of lies, a lady who was admittedly afflicted with religious beliefs spotted a…

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