Our Lady Of Blinding Peasants in India

Posted on March 12th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, malicious nonapparitions.

We're not exactly sure what happened in this case, but it seems that the Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God, who never once took the whole thing or even a little bit, got really pissed off with a bunch of people in India. Typical allegedly virgin mother of Imaginary Bearded Sky DaddyIt seems She, in Her Mercy, tricked them into looking at the Sun expecting to find a Holy Virgin Mother with Perfectly Intact Holy Hymen. But no, instead of an apparition or even an optical illusion, these sort of darkish colored folks were tricked by this malicious Bitch Virgin God Mommy into staring directly at the Sun.

We wonder how many of these malicious actions the Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God With Perfectly Intact Hymen will be able to pull off before a police department somewhere works up the courage to arrest God's Mommy for her crimes against the poverty stricken people of India. Bitch!

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