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Amazingly Dumb Sightings
Our Lady of the Storm Window Broken by a Rock

Our Lady of the Storm Window Broken by a Rock

Some time ago a lawn mower propelled a rock which struck a window in the home of Greg and Debbie Sapp in Jesup, GA. The rock damaged the…

New Sightings

Our Lady of the Not Very Convincing Grill Smear

Our Lady of the Not Very Convincing Grill Smear

In the small town of Calexico, a Sonoran desert town on the border of California…

Our Lady of the Shiny Polished Stone with Intact Hymen

Our Lady of the Shiny Polished Stone with Intact Hymen

A gentleman from Pocatello Idaho recently obtained a stone in Las Vegas, and upon returning…

Our Lady of Obviously Just a Column of Ice

Our Lady of Obviously Just a Column of Ice

In Plymouth Michigan this week a gentleman who might seem to be afflicted with Catholic-brand…

Really Lame Sightings

Our Lady of Yet Another Boring Tree Trunk

Our Lady of Yet Another Boring Tree Trunk

If you gave up on imaginary virgin mothers of imaginary deity babies with imaginary super powers for your New Years resolution, then read no further. In yet another…

Our Lady Of The Completely Unconvincing Oyster Shell

Our Lady Of The Completely Unconvincing Oyster Shell

A North Carolina man has found a fragment of an oyster shell on Wrightsville Beach which he is willing to suggest, to the suggestible, might possibly maybe look…

Our Lady of the Chromatic Aberration on a Hospital Window

Our Lady of the Chromatic Aberration on a Hospital Window

Persons in Massachusetts who are arguably prone to hallucinations are reporting that they recognize the image of a Holy Virgin with Perfectly Intact Hymen (who never once took…

Our Lady of the Rotten Green Seedless Grape

Our Lady of the Rotten Green Seedless Grape

In an effort to promote The Sanctity of Hymens, the Blessed Virgin Mary Mother of God who never once yelled “Yes!” while some disgusting pig man was sliding…

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Our Lady of the Tree That Looks Just Like a Tree

Our Lady of the Tree That Looks Just Like a Tree

People in Midland Texas who are afflicted with Catholicism and no common sense at all are claiming that a 2,000 year…

Our Lady of the Well Charred Sycamore Tree

Our Lady of the Well Charred Sycamore Tree

In October 2007 there were suddenly over a dozen wildfires burning in Southern California. San Diego County was hit the hardest…

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Our Lady of the Virginal Hardwood Vagina

At an undisclosed location in North America, a team of Papal security guards are standing watch over the holiest of all shrines to Our Blessed Mother, the…

Amazingly Dumb Sightings

Our Lady of the Freeway Underpass

Obdulia Delgado, by her own admission, is afflicted with religious beliefs. She believes that invisible super pals live outside of space and time, yet somehow have voodoo…

Old Sightings

Our Lady of the George Foreman Grill

In August 2006 a man in St. Louis MO was about to empty the grease tray of his George Foreman grill when he began hallucinating about a…

Edible Virgins

Our Lady of the Amsterdam Drag Show

[ED comment: For nearly a year now we have diligently researched and ridiculed over 40 supposed sightings of an alleged virgin claimed to be the mother of…

High Cholesterol Sightings

Our Lady of the Shrink Wrapped Pot Roast

Two American ladies, locale not specified, have located the Holy Virgin Mother of God posing as a beef pot roast in their local supermarket. Some commercials ask…

Sacred Water Stains

Our Lady of the Calcium Deposits on a Rock

Water flowing down through cracks in the vertical surface of some large rocks has left calcium deposits on the surface, forming the telltale vaginal shape of a…

Old Sightings

Our Lady of the Pepperoni Pizza (no anchovies)

A cafeteria worker at an elementary school was cleaning a pizza pan when she discovered a stain that was resisting her efforts. Suddenly the Virgin Mary appeared…

Edible Virgins

Our Lady of the Chocolate Dildo

Miraculous Virgin Mothers seem to be popping up all over the place. In Southern California a worker at a candy factory who admits she believes in ancient…

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