Virgin Mary (again)

Our Lady of the Painful Looking Road Rash

Posted on May 7th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, Road Rash.

In California USA a motorcyclist recently had an incident of premature contact with the road surface, a well known hazard for motorcyclists. But Marc Lipton, a gentleman who is apparently afflicted with religious beliefs, is of the opinion that he can see The Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God With Perfectly Intact hymen in the road rash on his leg.

It sure looks painful to me, and we’re glad Mr Lipton was not hurt more seriously when his bike went down. But, ahem, well Mr Lipton we have seen other hallucinations in which the intact hymen was easier to see. There are many people, no doubt young ones among them, who search the internet day and night for hymen photos, hymen drawings, and hymen information - and who better to illustrate the beauty of the human reproductive system then the Mommy of God! But this particular hallucination may not measure up to a grilled cheese sandwich, or the potato from Riverside CA hymen viewing levels.

With her never once took it intact Hymen, even after she was married, except for just that one time when God raped her while she was just an underaged minor child, she mostly, except for the rape, is a virgin. And oh yeah, her Son is God too. I’m not saying “Oh God is he cute” I’m saying the Big Guy, the Head Cheese, the Top Banana, the Virgin God who Liked Guys, we are talking Jeebus here, people.

If your mother ran around town all the time bragging about being a virgin it might give you teh gay too.

We hardly expect all mothers to be virgins, and with Mother’s Day fast approaching, and billions of wonderful mothers here on this planet, we wonder what the heck is all of this virginity stuff about? Hello, women are not sex toys made for the pleasure of domineering Austrian fathers. Women deserve respect, and mothers deserve even more respect. So why demean ordinary human mothers by suggesting that a Holy Virgin Mother with perfectly intact Hymen is somehow better? I just don’t get it. Virginity is an inconvenience that can easily be remedied using a very pleasant and enjoyable procedure. I sure don’t wish I still had my virginity, and if I got it back I’d try to lose it again ASAP.

So, really, whoop dee doo, so she never once took the whole thing. La dee da. I’m like, so impressed.

I hope he does not put his leg up on eBay.

Technorati Tags: Marian Apparition, Virgin Mary, Motorcycle, Pareidolia, California, motorcyclist, Mother of God, Intact Hymen, Virginity, Mother’s Day

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Our Lady of the Fraudulent Tears of Blood

Posted on April 23rd, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Old Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, fraudulent sightings.

An Italian Catholic church custodian is on trial in Forli, Italy for committing religious fraud. If only this was a new trend!

Of course uttering the phrase religious fraud is as redundant as saying Republican liar, but in this case the fraud was so far over the top that even the Roman Catholic Church did not exploit it for financial gain. It seems that in this case the fraud was initially successful, allowing people who wanted to believe that an underage teenage child was raped by the creator of the universe to regard the fraud as proof of their completely delusional beliefs.

Two things are different in this case. First is that the perpetrator of this religious fraud was actually caught. The second difference is that the fraud became public knowledge. It seems as though the Catholic Church really is losing control over the government of Italy. An actual criminal prosecution of a religious huckster, especially the Roman Catholic brand of huckster, would have been completely unheard of back in the days when the Catholic Church was playing footsie with the Nazis.

This seems to be another case of fraud surrounding the Imaginary Virgin Mother (already fraudulent in this first place) of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy (completely anthropomorphic and fictitious) that raped his own mother before he was born, but she never even once had sex, honest, cross my fingers and all.

Flocks of curios[sic] people hurried to Santa Lucia Church in March 2006 to take a look at the statue after several elderly female churchgoers said they saw red drops on its face.

Perhaps the fact that a person already believes in preposterous yarns make it that much easier for them to accept additional ridiculous claims.

Technorati Tags: Vincenzo Di Costanzo, Forli, Italy, Fraud, Virgin Mary, statue, blood, tears, Santa Lucia Church, apparition, miracle, Catholic Church, weeping madonna

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Our Lady Of Blinding Peasants in India

Posted on March 12th, 2008 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, malicious nonapparitions.

We’re not exactly sure what happened in this case, but it seems that the Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God, who never once took the whole thing or even a little bit, got really pissed off with a bunch of people in India. It seems She, in Her Mercy, tricked them into looking at the Sun expecting to find a Holy Virgin Mother with Perfectly Intact Holy Hymen. But no, instead of an apparition or even an optical illusion, these sort of darkish colored folks were tricked by this malicious Bitch Virgin God Mommy into staring directly at the Sun.

We wonder how many of these malicious actions the Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God With Perfectly Intact Hymen will be able to pull off before a police department somewhere works up the courage to arrest God’s Mommy for her crimes against the poverty stricken people of India. Bitch!

Technorati Tags: Virgin Mary, Marian Apparitions, Mother of God, Holy Virgin, Malicious Apparitions, Hymen, whole thing

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Our Lady of the Well Charred Sycamore Tree

Posted on November 14th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings, Woody Virgins.

In October 2007 there were suddenly over a dozen wildfires burning in Southern California. San Diego County was hit the hardest with hundreds of homes burnt to the ground, but even rural areas of Los Angeles County were affected too.

The Buckweed Fire along the Sierra Highway left one Sycamore tree dead in Agua Dulce, with its bark burnt off the standing trunk.

Since one part of the exposed tree trunk had a roughly vaginal-shaped area, persons afflicted with Catholicism have begun hallucinating an apparition of Our Lady of the Well Charred Sycamore Tree, the patron saint of wildfires and hundreds of houses burnt to the ground.

Since The Holy Virgin of Severely Burnt to Death Sycamore Trees is the Mother of God, and Since the Son of God has God as his Daddy, it is only through her perfectly intact hymen that was never once penetrated by any boy’s naughty bits that we can thank God for being His own Son, His own Father, His Ghostly Spirit that glows in the dark, and His Grandpa, Grandson, and, you know - it’s all in the family.

Poor Joseph. According to the official Catholic fairy tales he never even got any once, because Our Lady of the Well Charred Sycamore Tree was auto-uplifted directly into heaven using a sooper-seekrit invisible elevator technique as a still perfectly hymen-intact virgin at the time when she would have otherwise died if she had even once taken the whole thing.

I wonder if God had to wait until a certain specific time of day to use the sooper-seekrit invisible elevator to get his Mommy up to heaven? What with the Earth rotating it seems like the optimal timing for the most direct ascent trajectory would depend to a great degree on the time of day in Israel. The time of year would have been a factor too, what with the Earth rotating on an axis that is not perfectly perpendicular to the Sun.

I guess the Son of Virgin Mommy, whose Daddy was God which is Him Himself, could have made certain adjustments to the orbital trajectory of the planet in order to line up the Holy Hymen with the Heavenly hosts.

Technorati Tags: Hymen, Marian Apparition, Holy Virgin Mother of God, Our Lady of the Well Charred Sycamore Tree, Agua Dolce, Sycamore Tree, pareidolia, fairy tales, incest, Virgin Mary, Miraculous Assumption, Assumption of Mary, virgin, virginity, vagina

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Our Lady Of Clearly Just a Pebble for $50,000

Posted on October 26th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

When Lisa-Marie Corlet of Christchurch, New Zealand saw this perfectly ordinary pebble lying on a beach at Kaikoura’s South Beach, she knew immediately that the Holy Virgin Mother of God, who had never even once taken the whole thing, was desperately trying to make a large deposit in her bank account.

But like a naughty girl, Lisa-Marie kept it to herself until she recently ran low on cash, when suddenly it was a miracle that this tiny pebble could bear the image of a Virgin Mother that had a perfectly intact hymen because no dirty yucky boy thing had ever once slid in and out repeatedly in her hot juicy love canal. And what better way to handle a miracle than by using it to improve your cash flow.

Yes it truly is a miracle. the miracle is that there are people dumb enough to bid $10,000 for this pebble, and some of those people miraculously actually have $10,000. Some wise guy bid $50,000, but he was just kidding around. Jesus will get even for him for ridiculing the sacred, penis-free, completely unpenetrated vagina that is shown on the sooper-seekrit reverse side of this clearly ordinary pebble.

You could be the first one on your block to own your very own virgin pebble that has never been penetrated by anything but God, who made his mother pregnant without cumming, so he could be his own Daddy, his own Son, his identical twin self, and live in a trailer park just outside Bethlehem.

Technorati Tags: hymen, pareidolia, Virgin Mary, Marian apparition, penis, vagina, virgin, virginity, hallucination, miracle, New Zealand

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Our Lady of the Obviously Stained Cloth

Posted on September 24th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Bonus Extra Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

In Miami Florida, in a church of all places, people with a stunning lack of critical thinking skills are lining up to prove P. T. Barnum’s point, eagerly waiting to see a piece of cloth draped over an altar which allegedly shows an image of a Virginal Intact-Hymen Sex-Free Mother who never took a penis in her private parts even once and her son who created the entire Universe and his mother before he was born.

So, this one is in a church, OK. It’s not like the people in a church are already preselected for gullibility and the fervent desire to form ardent beliefs without a single shred of evidence. Or is it? I want to know why we never hear about Virgin Mary sightings in the gay section located in the back room of Adult DVD stores? Or maybe in a gay bar? I can tell you that if a real virgin was to make an apparition in a gay bar they certainly would be warmly welcomed. And why not, after all it is well known that gay men often call each other Mary. It’s true, virginity is a rare quality in mothers and gay men, so it seems there is a natural affinity between this mythical Virgin Mother With Perfectly Intact Hymen who never once took the whole thing and gay men who are always talking about taking the whole thing.

We know that there are self-loathing gay men that participate in the Party of Jesus through the Log Cabin Republicans. Maybe there could be a self-loathing Catholic gay group of men with no critical thinking skills that imagines they have a Virgin Mother Fag Hag friend up in the sky. We could call the group Virgin Gay Girlfriends for Mary, or something like that. Should priests be allowed to join Virgin Gay Girlfriends for Mary? Oh wait, it’s for virgins.

This extremely lame dumbass sighting of the imaginary Virgin Mother of the imaginary deity son of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy is a bonus round too, because you get a free Jeebus with it if you are extra, piously gullible. Not to mention the perfectly intact hymen.

Technorati Tags: Marian Apparition, Hymen, Virgin Mary, Vagina, Gay Bar, Gay DVDs, Log Cabin Republicans, Virgin Mother Fag Hag, Gay Girlfriends for Mary, Priests, Catholic Church, Miami, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, Bonus Jeebus

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Our Lady of the Vagina Shaped Reflection on a Garage Door

Posted on September 20th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

In Minersville Pennsylvania there is a house with glass windows that is across the street from a garage with a garage door. Sometimes the angle of the sun is such that the sun shines on the glass window of the house and a portion of that sunlight is reflected onto the surface of the garage door across the street. It’s a miracle!

Who would have ever guessed that the angle of incidence could ever equal the angle of reflection? This proves she never took the whole thing!

It is obvious that this reflection shows us a virgin mother with perfectly intact hymen that has never once been penetrated by a penis that was attached to an old guy with a beard that created the Universe. And by comparing her Caucasian features to the extensive collection of photographs of The Holy Virgin Mother of God Who Was Made Pregnant By God and Gave Birth to God we can make a positive identification of this reflection as the actual Virgin Mary, again.

And how about that vagina shape! People that find reality too complicated and threatening can take refuge in the warm, juicy confines of her Perfectly Virginal Vagina with Intact Hymen. Then the only thing they have to worry about is whether Father O’Brien is still porking virginal altar boys down at the parish hall after Bingo every Friday night.

A Virgin Mother here, a Virgin Altar Boy there, hey, it sounds like we have everything required for a new religion. Let’s call it the Holy Roman Altar Boy and Virgin Mommie Church. Dumbasses rule!

Technorati Tags: Vagina, Hymen, Altar Boys, Reflections, pareidolia, Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddies, Virgin Mothers, Marian Apparitions, stupidity, Catholicism, child rape, priests

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Our Lady of the Hawaiian Necklace

Posted on August 9th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Intact Hymen Jewelry, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

In July 2007 a lady who owns a Hawaiian clothing store in the San Diego area, and admittedly suffers from a really bad case of Catholicism, realized that some good publicity might help the bottom line in her ailing retail shop.

So it was that circumstances led this not even slightly skeptical person to perceive the image of an Imaginary Virginal Intact-Hymen Mommy of the Creator of the entire Universe in an ordinary seashell necklace. We bring you Our Lady of the Hawaiian Necklace.

If you look closely enough, and you impair your faculties with alcohol, drugs, or ancient bullshit superstitions, you too might be able to see the image of a perfectly intact hymen. LSD might help, or a few years of Catechism lessons.

How is it that the perfectly intact hymen of the Mother of God could exist before she gave birth to God when she and her perfectly intact hymen were required to give birth to God, who made her pregnant using Super-Sperm before he was even born?

It’s a pretty neat trick making your own Mother pregnant with yourself!

If you believe this stuff, you’ll believe ANYTHING!

Technorati Tags: Hymen, Pareidolia, virginity, virgins, San Diego, Marian Apparitions, Bullshit, Virgin Mary, Immaculate Conception, Catholic Church, catechism, hallucinations

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Our Lady of the Hand Held Camera

Posted on June 8th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Old Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

As any fool can plainly see, this photograph that was taken with insufficient lighting using a hand held camera includes a chromatic aberration that undeniably reveals the presence of Our Lady of the Hand Held Camera. In fact quite a few fools are able to see this reportedly virginal mother of an imaginary deity.

And if you squint just the right way and you are willing to believe anything at all you can even see her perfectly intact hymen that has never even once been penetrated with one of those naughty bits that boys have and which make the Baby Jesus cry.

Apparently back in 1968 a woman afflicted with Catholicism hallucinated the appearance of a fictional Virgin Mother who can also be observed using a camera fitted with a low quality lens and operated by an incompetent photographer. The only other requirement is that the incompetent photographer must also be afflicted with Catholicism, otherwise they might make the tragic mistake of misidentifying a miraculous photographic apparition for what is sometimes called an armpit shot.

But back to 1968. The first apparition, as it turns out, was actually St. Theresa, a familiar and possible lesbian lover of the Holy Virgin Mother. This first apparition supposedly communicated sooper seekrit messages from Our Lady of the Hand Held Camera. Then in April 1970 Veronica Luekin hallucinated that Our Lady of the Hand Held Camera was appearing right in her own house. How convenient! It is always nice to have virginal parents of imaginary deities visit us while we are enjoying the comfy chair. As proof of these seemingly preposterous claims we have the overwhelming photographic evidence of the inclination of the human brain to detect facial patterns with minimal clues. And of course the evidence of the perfectly intact and miraculous hymen is undeniable in this photo.

Veronica went on to reveal to the world some dire warnings about Satan roaming the streets in the United States of America, and certain direct orders she had received from hymen girl. In an odd coincidence much of the information conveyed by Mrs Luekin seemed to resemble the psychotic ravings found in certain ancient tribal scrolls from the Middle East, where psychosis still rules the day.

There does seem to be some online competition among various websites for the title of official website of this series of delusional episodes. For more entertainment Google Our Lady of the Roses.

Technorati Tags: Virgin, Marian apparition, chromatic aberration, hymen, Mary, pareidolia

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Our Lady of The New Age Bullshit

Posted on May 20th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

A practitioner of New Age mumbo jumbo bullshit faux spiritualism has announced that the so-called Blessed Mother Apparition is now available for commercial tourism and gullible sheeple at his New Age mumbo jumbo fleecing center. Master Charles offers a number of methods you can select from in order to move money from your wallet to his pocket.

Charles, chosen by the apparition as the recipient of sheeple funds, carefully avoids using the word Virgin, and he makes no reference to unpenetrated reproductive organs. He does not explicitly claim that her hymen is intact, that she has never had one up there before, or that her little Baby created her in the first place. However his style of slinging of mumbo jumbo bullshit has a distinctly Catholic ring to it, like the famous child raping Church, he seems content to throw all sorts of bullshit claims out there, secure in the knowledge that one is born every minute.

Although Charles fleecing facility is located in the Southeastern US, he has provided a helpful means to assist those who are unable to hand carry their cash to him. For only $35 dollars a month, Charles will pretend that some meaningless bullshit incense he is burning had something to do with you. You can save even more at Charles’ discount rate of only $100 for a full 3 months of absolutely nothing but you giving him money. Call now, operators are standing by.

Technorati Tags: hymen, virgin, Mary, Mother of God, Catholic, pareidolia, superstition, morons, New Age, bullshit

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Our Lady of the Shrink Wrapped Pot Roast

Posted on May 1st, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Edible Virgins, High Cholesterol Sightings, New Sightings.

Two American ladies, locale not specified, have located the Holy Virgin Mother of God posing as a beef pot roast in their local supermarket.

Some commercials ask “Where’s the beef?”, but if those marketing people were really clever they might ask instead “Where’s the Virgin?”, and of course, who doesn’t like eating a virgin?

It has been known for some time that eating God is not only acceptable, but rather a sign of piety of the highest magnitude. So what the heck, if it is OK to eat God, why not eat God’s mother too? After all, she is a Virgin, so no worries about STDs.

I like rare fillet of Virgin hymen, or water chestnuts wrapped in un-penetrated and lightly roasted labia, and of course we always use Extra Virgin Olive Oil to saute our Holy Virgin Mother of God fried beef steaks. You can also make your Virgin Mary Jerk by rubbing her in certain areas with a mixture of salt and spices.

If you consume Jesus’ Blood, a wheat gluten Jesus meat slice (it’s wafer thin!), and a healthy Virgin Mary pot roast all in one day you can be excused from going to Mass for one whole week.

And whenever I’m off for an extended trip to the Holy Land in search of Virgin Mary tampon relics, I always take along some Holy Mary Mother of God Virgin Beef Jerky to help keep up my energy. It’s nutritious and high in piety too.

Where’s the Virgin? She’s what’s for dinner!

Technorati Tags: hymen, labia, Virgin, cannibalism, Catholicism, communion, gluten, pot roast, Marian apparition, youtube, Catholic Church, cholesterol, pareidolia

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Our Lady of 1 Million Tourists a Year

Posted on April 6th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Old Sightings.

On August 21, 1879 there was not much commercial activity in the very small village of Knock, Ireland. But on that evening 15 people claimed to have seen a triple miracle with John the Baptist, Saint Joseph, and a lady whose vagina had never been penetrated by a human penis all appearing in a church that was, oddly enough, a Catholic Church. The Prophet Mohammed and Buddha were not observed.

As cameras were not available on that date we can only offer a suggested serving type illustration of the famous virginal mother with the perfectly intact hymen who never once took the whole thing.

The entire economy of the 500-person village of Knock, Ireland revolves around this fairy tale and the fact that millions of people world-wide are afflicted, even to this day, with belief that a Virgin can give birth to the imaginary Creator of the Universe.

Now of course, with our modern medical science it is possible for a virgin to be made pregnant, but this does not require invisible ghosts that molest underage children without informed consent, or even an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.

But back to Knock in Ireland, some say that a million and a half tourists visit Knock per year, and the local branch of the Holy Roman Boy Rape Corporation serves up a million wafer thin slices of Jesus meat in communion every year. But there is no evidence beyond hearsay that would support the supposed appearance of an alleged virgin who would have been nearly 2,000 years old, if she ever did exist in the first place.

We wanted to be sure to post something sacrilegious in recognition of the bunnies that usually lay multicolored eggs this time of year, and we already did a Chocolate Jesus story, but we had no stories of recent hallucinations to report, that’s why we turned to the Irish Tourist industry for today’s perfectly intact hymen tale. No altar boys were raped in the production of this blog entry.

Technorati Tags: hymen, virginity, hallucinations, altar boys, pedophilia, Catholic Church, Ireland, Tourism income, Virgin Mary, Mother of God, Marian Apparition, sacrilege

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Our Lady of The City of The Dead, Believe One, Get One Free

Posted on March 22nd, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, Bonus Extra Sightings, Old Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

The City of Colma, California is famous primarily because of the fact that the vast majority of it’s citizens are dead. We’re talking in the ground, planted, buried. Most of the city consists of cemeteries. Some of the cemeteries are visited from time to time by people afflicted with Catholicism. And so, with the heightened emotional state of family members visiting grave-sites, the stage was set for an unusual dual sighting of the Miraculous Mother Mary with Completely Intact and Never Penetrated Hymen as proof of her Virtuous Vaginal Virginity.

In December, 1998 persons seemingly absent of critical thinking skills began reporting that they had hallucinated the presence of an imaginary Virgin Mother while looking at the obviously wooden wound on a tree in the Olivet Cemetery. As often happens in cases of this sort, crowds of people subject to belief in fairy tales began to converge on the scene.

In fact this particular incident of mass hysteria drew such large crowds that some would-be hallucinators had difficulty approaching the scene in order to ooh and ahh at the ordinary deciduous tree. That is when the second miracle occurred, members of the faithful who were shut out by the Catholics that got there first suddenly perceived an additional miraculous presence, a Totally Identical Virgin Mother of God who is the Father of God who is the Son of God who is God who may have been his own paternal grandfather. It was a sort of believe one get one free bonus, conveniently located in another part of the cemetery that was less crowded.

Fortunately the faithful who hallucinated at tree number one did not find it necessary to accuse those hallucinating at tree number two of crimes such as heresy, schism, or other crimes that are sometimes committed in the shade of a tree that has never been penetrated by a single penis, except of course for the little tiny Baby Penis of Jesus which passed, arguably uncircumcised, through the Miracle Vagina on his way out one cold night in Bethlehem. Mind you we make no claim that the Miraculous Penis of Jesus did anything overtly sexual as he was being born, after all, how can a Miraculous Virgin Mother of God still be chaste and pure if she has been spermed?

Technorati Tags: pareidolia, hymen, vagina, Virgin Mary, Jesus, Penis, Heresy, Schism, Cemetery, Hallucination, sperm, Mother of God, Marian apparition, critical thinking

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Our Lady of Looks Like an Ordinary Potato

Posted on March 16th, 2007 by Ungodly.
Categories: Amazingly Dumb Sightings, New Sightings, Really Lame Sightings.

Rita Sweeting of Vista, California is in the habit of perceiving the presence of a fictional virgin with intact hymen through which God the Son of God who is also God the Father of God and his own uncle and brother plus his own son and Daddy passed through being born. But she is still a virgin! The potato, we don’t know that much about Rita, and after all, it is a bit personal.

Rita brought home a bag of potatoes, very nice looking potatoes, and perceived the image of a fictional virgin holding her son who is God, and well, we won’t repeat the whole thing about being his own grandpa, son, uncle, and nephew. Anyway, when Rita looks at this potato she professes to see the Holy Virgin Mother of God with Perfectly Intact Hymen Covering Her Virtuous Virginal Vagina holding her son, possibly with a blue-colored diaper. It is Rita that says this, not your current blogger. Well, I made up the part about the blue diaper. Jesus would never wear a pink diaper, as that would be so gay. I wonder if the Baby Jesus’s poop would stink or not? I’m sure the pope’s poop stinks just like all the crap he spouts out of his mouth, but I digress.

I like to nuke a potato sometimes, then cut it open and mash it up a bit with the tines of a fork and drizzle some virgin olive oil on it. Woof! Rita likes virgin potatoes, I like virgin olive oil. Different tastes for different people.

Usually I add some salt and pepper too. I use kosher salt most often. If a potato is actually an apparition of the Holy Virgin Mother of God with Perfectly Intact Hymen Covering Her Virtuous Virginal Vagina holding her son is that still kosher food? I know Jesus was always telling people “Eat me”, so I guess it would not be rude. If I nuked this potato and took it out onto the patio would that constitute eating out the Holy Virgin Mother of God with Perfectly Intact Hymen Covering Her Virtuous Virginal Vagina holding her son? So many questions!

Technorati Tags: hymen, vagina, virgin, holy mother of God, pareidolia, apparition, hallucination, olive oil, kosher food, Our lady, Virgin Mary

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